when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
what if the avengers spend the entire movie fighting ultron and they never get the upper hand and things are lookin’ pretty dire for them and then at the very last second pepper potts shows up and blows him up and then turns around and goes “that was okay, right? that was the bad robot? okay just checking”
you want the d?
oh you mean my
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
you may have a lot of friends but i have a lot of music so who’s the real winner here
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”